it’s like life is so busy right now with uni and work but i always try to make time to watch the anaconda video whenever i can
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.
am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books
round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD
Quotes from awesome female characters:
↳ ❝ I’m gonna completely obliterate him with my fucking poise and sophistication. ❞ - Selina Meyer from Veep
forever reading medicinal cannabis as medicinal cannibals